Friday, April 1, 2011

A Couple to Tide You Over....

Since we're busy with other things (mainly finding jobs/food/shelter), we've been a bit too busy to update lately. Rest assured, we have stuff in the works, from Byron to Bolsheviks. But in the meantime, a few random hotties of the past: 

Napoleon's son, the Duke of Reichstadt, looking like a freaking advertisement for fitted jackets. Hi there, sorry I'm so busy with my many books... of sexiness.

Lewis Powell may have been a murderous wack-job who had a boner for trying to destroy the Union, but damn son, look at that surly expression of lust! (and or pissed-off misery). I'd let him hide out in my barn, poor assassination attempts or no. 

I have no idea who this dude is other than a cossack, but he's hot as hell. Look at that jaunty cap. And a sword?! He must have been getting poontang like a fucking honey badger.

This guy will get an article all his own soon enough... Chiang Kai-Shek, Republican leader of China, defeated by Mao: both hot, smart, and ballsy. Look up his wife and weep at your hideousness, people of the world. At least half of Mao's problems probably stemmed from the fact that he never looked half as good as Chiang. I mean, come on.

I'm not a huge fan of the ears, but Felix Yusupov was just a crazy motherfucker aside from having pretty eyes.
You might know him as the dude who killed Rasputin, but he also liked to cross dress in his mom's clothing and troll tsarist generals at nightclubs. LULZ!

Maybe it was the actor who played him in that movie we watched in my Modern Literature class, or maybe it's the fact that he stuck it hard and good (until he got shot) to Western powers, but Patrice Lumumba, briefly prime minister of the Congo, is a baaaaaaaaabe.

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